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territoryboy
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out: " Oh my God!..."
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: " You deny my existence for all of those years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, " It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
The light went out.
And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord, Bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly thankful." |
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wingnut556
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| .I LOVED this one way to go!!! |
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sunshine35400_PREV
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`That was just to funny thumbs up to you!!!!!!
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diamondjoe
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Heard before, but still very funny. How about the one involving the three simpleton hunters. (add individual races if you must),
Anyways, they were walking along when they suddenly came upon a set of tracks. One insisted they were bear tracks. The other insisted they were deer tracks. The third insisted that they were left by a lion.
As they stood there arguing about who was right...... the train hit them.
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ERICR64
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Never heard that one before. Very funny. I was suprised to see life on this site. Cool.
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deemodette
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`woop woop very good
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deemodette
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`:L
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