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territoryboy
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With a clap of thunder and a sulphurous stench, the devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.
"I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."
The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked. |
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tedb353
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.DID YOU KNOW THAT DIARREHEA WAS HEREDITARY ?
IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS ..... |
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wanderingtravel
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`A devil and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The devil asks the bartender, " Hey can a tab set up for me and my friend?"
The bartender looks at the devil then looks at the lawyer and says " For you that's not a problem, but for him no chance in hell."
The lawyer looks confused and asks the bartender why.
The bartender responds, " It's because of guys like him that I had a beautiful wife, a sports car, a big house, and a dog. And because of guys like you all I have now is the dog."
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