Church

[sylvia510]

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to
shake the preacher's hand. He said 'Preacher,
I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon.
Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd
rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that
sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering
plate!'

The preacher said, 'No sh*t?'

~ Sly ~