Brakes

[charli2conway]

As the trucker came down the hill with a fully-loaded rig, he spied a man and a woman having S-- right in the middle of the highway!
He blew his air horn, but they didn't move, so he slammed on the brakes, stopping mere inches from them.
Furious, he yelled from his cab, "Are you crazy? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear my horn? I damned near ran over you!"
The man, with a satisfied look on his face, replied, "Look, buddy, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. And you were the only one who had brakes!"

charli2conway aka Charlene