If you like big women, and need someone to keep you warm on those cold winter nights, I'm your girl
! I'm also pretty good at making whatever you're drinking, come out your nose.00ashlee00, 38
currently offline
Ontario, CANADA
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So many frogs, so little chapstick!
So many frogs, so little chapstick! What I am looking for is someone who, like me, just enjoys life, loves to laugh and has fun just hanging with family and friends. My passions are film, photography and laughter...lots of it. I recently graduated college with a diploma in Print Journalism and am looking for employment (stupid economy *shakes fist*) and someone to share life with.
If you like big women, and need someone to keep you warm on those cold winter nights, I'm your girl ! I'm also pretty good at making whatever you're drinking, come out your nose.
If you like big women, and need someone to keep you warm on those cold winter nights, I'm your girl
! I'm also pretty good at making whatever you're drinking, come out your nose.About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Lesbian
Height
5'08"
Body Type
fat and proud
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, indie, sci-fi, drama, action, horror, romance
Orientation
lesbian, bisexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
blond, light brown, dark brown, red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
college grad, high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with parents, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups, flirt, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
green party, ndp - the new democratic party (canada)
Food Related
Chinese, Spicy, Italian, Comfort, Chocoholic, Indian, Japanese, Carnivore
Personality
activist, intellectual, nerd, fun loving, geek, lover, playa hater, extrovert, tree hugger, liberal, redneck, flirt, romantic
Individuality
piercings
Religious Views
Pagan, Wiccan
I'm looking for
soulmate, the yin to my yang, romance, miss right, dating, relationship
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
Pets
Iguana, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Metal, Pop, Rock, Celtic, Bluegrass, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
short hair
My Photos
My Friends
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My Groups(9)
Sarcastic
2226 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1064 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
913 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Class Clown
794 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1029 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Witty
2037 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1245 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1522 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1598 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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- The Onion
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- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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