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1pancho1, 64
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Inland Empire, CA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, fit, large, average
Movies
indie, drama, action, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets
Socially, I am
loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, better in small groups, comic relief, anti-social
Political Views
independent, republican, libertarian, conservative, reform party
Food Related
Vegetarian, Omnivore, Sushi, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Japanese
Personality
extrovert, redneck, conservative, fun loving, thrifty, liberal, intellectual, loner, white trash
Individuality
stache
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
fun, conversation, dating, relationship, travel companion, soulmate
My Sign
i was born in june
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Motown, R and B, Rock, Country, Classical, Bluegrass
Hair Style
buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
dancing, surfing, swimming, hiking, golf, working out
Health Related
diabetic
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My Groups(12)
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Twisted
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Sick Sense of Humor
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Amateur Comedian
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Politically Incorrect
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High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Witty
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Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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