pickup line... punchline... same thing You are looking at an aspiring standup comedian. I have sarcasm and I'm not afraid to use it. Some of my role models are Gearge Carlin, Lewis Black, Richard Prior and Chris Titus. Here's the best joke I can think of at the moment.
"Scientists say that the main difference between us and the monkey's is brain size and that meat helps increase brain size. What that tells me is that one day a monkey looked at an antelope and said, 'that might taste good.'"
Aarond90, 34
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Rockford, IL, USA
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pickup line... punchline... same thing
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Native American, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college, high school grad
Profession
Medical / Health Services
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
loner, comic relief, flirt, side kick, social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
democrat, liberal
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore, Spicy, Italian, Chinese
Personality
intellectual, activist, nerd, coffeeholic, liberal, flirt, lover, romantic, loner, geek
Individuality
psychic, ninja
I'm looking for
something interesting, penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Dogs, Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Metal, Punk, Classical, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Rock, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Opera, Industrial
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
walking, bowling, parkour, swimming
Health Related
homeopathy, meditation
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My Groups(11)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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