In Progress Recently single - looking to meet a perfect man (LoL ... okay, how about a nice guy near Bakersfield that is older than me, taller than me, and weighs than me - is that reasonable?) Brownie points awarded for alpha male traits, an interest in motorcycles and a wicked sense of humor
I am not desperate. I don’t need a man - I want a Man. I live a casual and relaxed life. I have a good job as a teacher that provides not only security but ample time off. My kids are grown. I am not high maintenance … machine washable, no dry cleaning required
Abcrosemarie, 59
currently offlineBakersfield, CA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, horror, action, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - single parent home, yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Education / Academic Research
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets, family and friends visit often, with kids, alone
Socially, I am
class clown, flirt, better in small groups
Political Views
conservative
Food Related
Comfort
Personality
geek, coffeeholic, lover, intellectual, romantic, flirt, redneck, conservative, extrovert, professional, fun loving, type a
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, something interesting, mr. right
My Sign
leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
Small Furry Creature, Cat, Dog, Rock
Gender
Female
Music
Rock, R and B, Jazz, Dance, Country
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
archery, swimming, dancing, armchair quarterback, bowling, football (U.S.), walking, golf
Looking for
Orientation
straight
Relationship
divorced, single - never married
Personality
fun loving
They are looking for
romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, dating, miss right, relationship
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