Absurdbird, 44

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Boulder, CO, USA

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I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime

I know far too many dad jokes, but I am far from being a dad. Is that allowed? I have a pretty deadpan sense of humor, and I love puns. I enormously appreciate funny people, and can get on a roll with them at times. The world is absurd, everything is fair game.

About Me

Gender Female

Orientation Pansexual

Height 5'1"

Weight 150 lbs

Hobbies & Interests Writing, Reading, Puzzles and brain teasers, Painting, Music, Board games, Computers, Internet, Dancing

Body Type Voluptuous

Movies Animation, Sci-fi, Comedy

Eye Color Blue

Hair Color Dark brown

Ethnicity Caucasian

Relationship Single

Have Kids No - do not want kids

Education Level Currently in college

Profession Other

Income level Less than $25,000

Do you smoke? No - will not date a smoker

Do you drink? Socially

I currently live With pets, Alone

Socially, I am Shy at first, but warm up quickly, Home body

Political Views Socialist

Food Related Soylent Green

Personality Nonconformist, Nerd, Liberal, Artistic, Eccentric, Coffeeholic, Freak, Intellectual, Introvert

Individuality Freak, Pirate at heart

Religious Views Atheist

I'm looking for Romance, Soulmate, Relationship

My Sign I don't believe in zodiac signs

Pets Cat

Music Industrial, Alternative Rock, Dance, Funk, Indie, Progressive Rock, Ska

Hair Style Long hair

Fitness & Sports Aerobics, Dancing, Hiking, Walking

Health Related Therapy

Languages Mandarin, English

Myers-Briggs® INFP

My Preferred Pronouns She/Her/Hers

Social Justice Pro-Choice Advocate, Immigrant Rights Movement Advocate, Death Penalty Intolerant, Climate Change Believer, Black Lives Matter Advocate

Love Language Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Physical Touch, Quality Time

Highly Sensitive Type Empath, Sensitive

High Sensation Seeker Disinhibition

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