Aj75156, 58
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Alamogordo, NM, USA
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Should say something funny here....nope!
Should say something funny here....nope! Yes, I am funny! I am funny looking, funny sounding and I wear womens clothes (NO I DO NOT)I was once told the quickest way into a womans pants is to make her laugh (NOT). The quickest way so far has been through my pants, specifically my back pocket. Where I keep my wallet. Is there any abnormal women out there who want to go riding aimlessly on the roads and be taken care of?
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
average, athletic, slim, slender, fit, thick, skinny
Movies
horror, action, drama, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
some college
Profession
Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
like a chimney
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups, flirt, comic relief, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, a couch potato
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Fine Dining, Eat Out Frequently, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian
Personality
redneck, type a, fun loving, coffeeholic, pirate, extrovert, geek, loner, white trash, flirt, romantic, intellectual, lover
Individuality
pirate at heart, tattoos, stache, goatee, vampire
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
roommate, miss right, soulmate, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun
My Sign
i was born in july
Military Service
veteran
Gender
Male
Music
Country, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Metal, Rock, Classical, Celtic
Hair Style
long hair
Looking for
Their Body Type
supermodel, slim, slender, skinny, fit, disabled, bodybuilder, average, athletic
Movies
action, comedy, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, dark brown, blond, black, auburn, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
Native American, Vulcan, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Pacific Islander, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Other
Relationship
divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Do they smoke?
daily
Do they drink?
socially, no, teetotaller
They currently live
with parents, alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with roommate(s)
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Chinese, Carnivore
Personality
lover, fun loving, coffeeholic, nerd, redneck
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing, deaf
They are looking for
the yin to my yang, travel companion, soulmate, roommate, romance, relationship, mr. right
Gender
Female
Music
Hard Rock, Classical, Country, Heavy Metal, Karaoke, Metal, Rock, Celtic
Fitness & Sports
football (U.S.)
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(6)
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
577 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
British Humor
1063 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1901 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1429 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
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Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites
