Alanscythe, 37
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Tacoma, WA, USA
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I love Morbid humor!
I love Morbid humor! my humor is pretty dark tastes...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'10"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
slim, slender
Movies
horror, drama, action, romance, indie, romantic comedy, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Other, Mixed Race
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - do not want kids
Education Level
some high school
Profession
Other, Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
socially, no - open to dating smokers though, clove cigarettes
I currently live
with roommate(s), with pets
Socially, I am
loner, anti-social, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief
Food Related
Carnivore, Chocoholic, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Omnivore, Comfort
Personality
nerd, loner, lover, romantic, flirt, fun loving, punk
Individuality
cougar lover, piercings
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Christian
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, miss right now, miss right, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, fun, dating, relationship, romance, travel companion, penpal
My Sign
i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Rats
Gender
Male
Music
Celtic, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Post Rock, R and B, Alternative Rock, Punk
My Photos
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My Friends
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My Groups(4)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
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