Alexmp, 35

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Aberdeen, WA, USA

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Where are all the Sour Patch parents?
Where are all the Sour Patch parents? I love to laugh, be it at stand up, a movie, a sitcom, a song or at myself. I can find the humor in just about anything so if you are touchy or prefer you comedy politically correct, move on lol. I can be sweet and kind and serious but I am at my happiest when laughing. I love a man that can make me laugh, its sexy and awesome. Dull people are --- bags and I want laugh till I am stuck to the ceiling! (also I am fluent in profanity)
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'06"
Body Type voluptuous
Movies classics, steamy, indie, drama, action, romance, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Vulcan, Hispanic / Latino, Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level college grad
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
I currently live with parents, with kids
Socially, I am class clown, comic relief, better in small groups, side kick, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views liberal
Food Related Diet Every Now & Then, Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality artistic, clown, dominatrix, thrifty, frugal, activist, pirate, introvert, loner, liberal, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, playa hater, fun loving, nerd, geek, lover
Individuality pirate at heart, circus clown, werewolf, superhero sidekick, vampire, artist
Religious Views Not Religious
I'm looking for romance, relationship, dating, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, the yin to my yang
My Sign gemini : may 21-june 20, i was born in june
Pets No pets currently (but like them)
Gender Female
Music Relaxation and Meditation, Funk, Alternative Rock, Trance, Classical, Dance, Hard Rock, House, Indie, Karaoke, Motown, Pop, Rock, Techno, Soul, Chamber, Celtic, Choir
Hair Style long hair
Fitness & Sports bowling, martial arts, dancing
Health Related chiropractic, minor dietary issues
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests comic books, movies, manga, larp, killing zombies, internet, fishing, cosplay, cooking & recipes, computers, reading, baking, robotics, science, television, travel, video games
Their Body Type slender, skinny, fit, bodybuilder, slim, average, athletic
Movies animation, indie, horror, fantasy, drama, comedy, classics, bollywood, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation lesbian, bisexual, heteroflexible, transgender-mtf, transgender-ftm, straight, pansexual
Relationship single, widowed, divorced
Their Education Level Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Do they smoke? no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink? in recovery, no, only blood
Political Views liberal, democrat
Food Related BRAINS!!!
Personality fashionista, activist, artistic, clown, extrovert, flirt, freak, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, lover, nerd, romantic, pirate
Pets Cats, Ferrets, Iguana, Monkey, Snakes, Tribbles, Dogs
Gender Transgender-MTF, Transgender-FTM, Transgender, Not Sure, Male, Intersex, Female
Fitness & Sports archery
Languages English

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My Groups(8)

Dry Sense of Humor

 1612 members

A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Toilet Humor

 574 members

A group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Politically Incorrect

 971 members

A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Dirty

 1909 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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