Alyssum10, 36
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Albuquerque, NM, USA
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Sarcastic pun-isher seeks quick wit
Sarcastic pun-isher seeks quick wit The ability to laugh at life, no matter what it dishes out, is important to me. I find humor in almost every situation and tend to crack jokes to cheer others up. I enjoy puns- the worse they are, the more I laugh. I also tend towards sarcastic, suggestive and dark humor. I just want someone to share the punchline with.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Body Type
thick, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, bollywood, action, horror, comedy
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
socially, hookah
I currently live
with pets
Socially, I am
comic relief, flirt, social butterfly
Political Views
progressive, liberal, democrat
Food Related
Sushi, Soul Food, Spicy, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, BRAINS!!!, Diet Every Now & Then, Vegetarian, Vegan
Personality
flirt, pirate, liberal, intellectual, fun loving, geek, lover, nerd
Individuality
vampire, tattoos, pirate at heart, piercings
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, the yin to my yang, mr. right, dating, relationship, romance
My Sign
libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Cat
Gender
Female
Music
Techno, Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Trance, Choir, Rock, Pop, Opera, Karaoke, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Industrial, Metal
Hair Style
layered, straight, bob cut
Fitness & Sports
bowling, dancing, snorkeling, swimming
Health Related
meditation, therapy
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My Groups(7)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
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