Annette51, 64
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London, UNITED KINGDOM
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only me
only me you are in the pub when you suddenly realize you need to fart, the music is really loud so you time your farts with the beat. after a couple of songs you start to feel better as you finish your pint, you notice that everyone is starring at you, then you remember your listening to your ipod. haha
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
4'11"
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, romance, horror, action, drama, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Mixed Race
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption
Education Level
some high school
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
for medicinal purposes
I currently live
alone, with pets, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
social butterfly
Food Related
Chocoholic, Indian, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Thai
Personality
nerd, fun loving, professional, introvert, conservative, jock, white trash, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, playa hater, loner, lover, geek, pirate, coffeeholic, dominatrix, clown, hipster
Individuality
piercings, tattoos, nudist, psychic, pirate at heart, stache, mime, vampire, cougar lover, ninja, werewolf, magician, circus clown, superhero, superhero sidekick
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing
I'm looking for
penpal, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Celtic, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Metal, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance, Reggae, Ska, Soul, World, Relaxation and Meditation
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
yoga, wrestling, tai chi, pole dancing
Health Related
diabetic, challenging health issues, chronic health issues
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1605 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2496 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
570 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1205 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1027 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
British Humor
1062 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1900 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2253 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites