Go with the odds to get an exceptional man... "Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually dirty kitchen, and 5 times out of 9 I'll show you an exceptional man."
-Charles Bukowski, 6-27-67, over 19th bottle of beer.
"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities."
-Charles Bukowski, 6-27-67, over 20th bottle of beer.
I live alone and have a perpetually dirty kitchen.
Step right up, ladies!
Antsinpants, 60
currently offlineLos Angeles, CA, USA
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Liberal Atheist Likes Smart Creative Women
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
slim
Movies
comedy, indie, drama, action, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black
Hair Color
bald
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, a couch potato
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
intellectual, activist, nerd, professional, thrifty, liberal, geek, coffeeholic, introvert
Individuality
goatee
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
i was born in april
Gender
Male
Music
R and B, Rock, Punk, Alternative Rock, Motown, Funk, Jazz, Indie, Hard Rock, Folk, Classical
Hair Style
shaved head
Looking for
Orientation
straight
Relationship
widowed, single - never married, single, divorced, open relationship, separated
Political Views
democrat, green party, independent, liberal, progressive, socialist
Personality
liberal
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious
They are looking for
mr. right, friends - with benefits, conversation, dating, the yin to my yang, mr. right now, relationship, romance, soulmate
Gender
Female
Music
Motown, Punk, Indie, Hard Rock, Funk, Folk, Classical, Alternative Rock, Rock, R and B
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My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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