lets go swimming with the fishes! i love to laugh find humor in everyday s--- basically lol i am sarcastic but optimistic at the same time if that makes any sense hit me up if you want to know more
I am 30 single never married
Aprilmay1982, 42
currently offlineWest Fargo, ND, USA
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About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
500 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, drama, action, horror, romance, mockumentaries, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Other
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
there is a party every night, family and friends visit often, with pets, alone
Socially, I am
a couch potato, flirt, class clown, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
romantic, frugal, thrifty, dominatrix, extrovert, flirt, lover, artistic, fun loving, nerd, intellectual
Individuality
piercings
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
friends only, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, mr. right
My Sign
taurus : april 20-may 20
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Classical, Alternative Rock, Relaxation and Meditation, Jazz, Country, Folk, Hard Rock, R and B, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Karaoke
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
dancing, swimming, walking
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My Groups(7)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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