what you see is what you get well I'm a heaver real nice bald biker type but don't let that fool you I'm a big teddy bare/ no games no lies just respect
looking for a younger lady around 28 to 30 to spoil for the rest of our lives can't what to meet the right woman of my dreams
Auger1961, 63
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Ocala, FL, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
290 lbs
Body Type
pleasantly plump, disabled, large, a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
bald
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some high school
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
daily
I currently live
with roommate(s), with pets
Socially, I am
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, side kick, social butterfly, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, the life of the party, a couch potato
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Soul Food, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Italian
Personality
fun loving, flirt, lover, romantic
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
relationship, the yin to my yang, romance, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Post Rock, Motown, Metal, Jazz, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Country
Hair Style
shaved head
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, cooking & recipes, movies, music, shopping, swimming, television, wine tasting
Their Body Type
average, fit, slim, thick
Movies
action, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue, brown, green, hazel
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Mixed Race, Native American, Pacific Islander
Relationship
divorced, single - never married
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, high school grad, some high school
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
420, daily, socially
Do they drink?
daily, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, with kids, with parents, with pets
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
independent, not interested in politics
Food Related
Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Japanese, Soul Food
Personality
burner (burning man participant), conservative, flirt, fun loving, geek, lover, nerd, romantic, total slacker, white trash
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Atheist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Wiccan
They are looking for
miss right, miss right now, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, conversation, dating, friends - with benefits
Pets
Dog, Rock
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Country, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock
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