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Dry sense of humor with a dash of ironie
Dry sense of humor with a dash of ironie Husband says to wife: “Your bum looks like a braai stand”.

Wife gets offended and goes to sleep.

At night the husband politely asks: "Sweetie, don't you feel like making l..............O .............V.....E”?

Wife says: “Do you expect me to light the braai stand just for a small piece of sausage”?
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Bisexual
Height 5'08"
Body Type a few extra pounds
Movies sci-fi, romance, action, drama, bollywood, romantic comedy, comedy
Orientation straight, bisexual
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Mixed Race
Relationship single - never married, single
Have Kids yes - single parent home
Education Level college grad
Profession Education / Academic Research
Income level that's private
Do you smoke? no - will not date a smoker
I currently live with kids
Socially, I am comic relief, flirt, home body
Political Views independent, liberal
Food Related Italian, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Sushi, Spicy, Comfort, Chocoholic, Vegetarian
Personality fun loving, coffeeholic, liberal, flirt, romantic
Individuality pirate at heart
Religious Views Catholic
I'm looking for soulmate, friends only, something interesting, mr. right, conversation, fun, dating, romance, relationship, the yin to my yang
My Sign i was born in march, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets Dogs, Bird
Gender Female
Music Country, Alternative Rock, Celtic, Choir, Christian Rock, R and B, Progressive Rock, Jazz, Classical, Folk, Gospel, Hip Hop, Pop, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Opera
Hair Style ponytail, curly, buzz cut
Fitness & Sports walking, hiking
Health Related homeopathy, western medicine

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Dry Sense of Humor

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A group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.

Political Humor

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A group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.

Witty

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A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Intellectual Humor

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A group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.

Cocktail

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A group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.

Comic Relief

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A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

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