Awesomov, 35

I'm Not Funny People tell me I'm clever and I make them laugh with my poor sense of humor, so I figured I'd register here. What a great site, you know? Umpteen different "Passions" sites for about twenty different people. Oh well, at least they don't make you pay and don't have loads of fake profiles. Now that I think about it, if you were to remove all of the fake profiles from that other dumb website, you'd have about twenty different people there as well, so I guess this is still leagues better. I mean, why would so many people pay for this kind of thing when there are free options like this one anyway? Gotta be some kind of conspiracy the government's in on to take more people's money and keep our Capitalistic economy going by feeding off our suffering, you know?

. . . And if you didn't take that whole things seriously and got the joke, you're definitely somebody I'm looking for, but even if you didn't, that doesn't mean I won't consider you an option.

Oh, and my sense of humor consists of a wide variety of things, but mostly observational, ironic, sarcastic, self-deprecating, and even cryptic humor.