Barti, 36

Sense of humour is present Note about men: Man - like coffee: the best of them - hot, strong and don't allow you to sleep all the night long; - like trading agents: it is hard to trust them; - like computers: they are difficult for understanding and they always have problems with memory; - like horoscopes: always advise you what to do, but as a rule are mistaken; - like places of a parking: good are already borrowed, and free all inconvenient and too small; - like medicines: it is unpleasant to deal with them, but they are necessary; - like spermatozoon: only one of one million appears useful; - like microwave: are warmed up for 15 seconds; - like dolphins: they say, that they clever, but anybody still has not proved it; - like blender: it is necessary for you, but precisely do not know for what...