Blu3p4nth3r, 40
currently offlineSalem, OH, USA
BLU3P4NTH3R'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
That guy whose always in the background, unnoticed.
I like all types of humor.
About Me
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
bible study, board games, comic books, cooking & recipes, cosplay, fleamarkets, gardening, history, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, painting, photography, puzzles and brain teasers, shopping, television, video games, weather, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, average, fat and proud, fit, pleasantly plump, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, animation, black & white films, classics, comedy, drama, horror, indie, murder mysteries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, light brown
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Vulcan
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - do not want kids
Their Education Level
college grad, high school grad, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Entertainment / Media, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Other, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
Less than $25,000, that's private, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000
Do they smoke?
for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially, 420, cigarillos, cigars, clove cigarettes
Do they drink?
beer, daily, liquor, socially, wine
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly
Political Views
democrat, independent, not interested in politics
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Mexican, Omnivore, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Thai
Personality
artistic, clown, dominatrix, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa hater, romantic, thrifty, tree hugger
Individuality
artist, circus clown, clairvoyant, cougar, ghost hunter, magician, mime, ninja, paranormal believer, pirate at heart, psychic, superhero, superhero sidekick, vampire
Religious Views
Catholic, Christian
They are looking for
dating, friends - with benefits, relationship, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Horse, Horses, Iguana, No pets currently (but like them), Rabbit, Rat, Rats, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Snake
Gender
Female, Not Sure, Transgender, Transgender-MTF
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Funk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Reggae, Relaxation and Meditation, Rock, Soul, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
bob cut, emo, layered, long hair, mullet, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, spiky, straight, straightened
Fitness & Sports
bowling, hiking, swimming, walking, working out
Health Related
faith healing, folk medicine, herbalism, therapy, western medicine
Languages
Elvish, English, Pirate, The Language of Love
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
British Humor
1069 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites