Bonidacci, 39

My low self esteem is at an all time high Right now my low self esteem is at an all time high, I an not very good at describing myself because I am not a self aggrandizing bastard. I will tell you what people have said about me. "You're so funny" "You're so sweet" "You're too sensitive" "You're not sensitive enough" "You cooking is the best" "Please don't sing again" you get the picture.

So now that you know my whole life story, lets get to the real reason we're here. To see if we are compatible.

Here's what my soul craves. A woman who uses less than 50% of her conversation to complain. (Optimistic) Someone who can hold a conversation about life on other planets, or anything bigger than Lifetime Movie Network.(Intelligent) Someone who I can go places with and not have to worry about them sticking to the wall like old gum under a chair. (Social Skill) Someone who values people more than her nails and shoes. (Humility) Someone who actually wants to be remembered for the impact they made on the world (Ambitious) Someone who won't smother me (Considerate) Someone who may have really bad and unattractive habits but is at least honest (Trustworthy)

That's not too much is it? I mean someone has to meet that criteria right? Ebert & Roper give it 2 thumbs up!