. My favorite punchline ever is "cancer!" If you want the joke, write to me 
Boogeymanxx, 37
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A Walking Contradiction
A Walking Contradiction I'm here because I like funny chicks and wanted to see where this goes, if anywhere. I'm currently... indisposed at the moment. On April 21st 2010 I got hit by a truck while driving to a friend's house from work and went into a coma for a month. I had a piece of my brain taken out, a hemorrhage, and punctured lungs. Now I can barely speak and barely move my right arm. I wanted to get that out of the way because I didn't want to start this off with a lie. If that puts you off, I'm sorry . My favorite punchline ever is "cancer!" If you want the joke, write to me
. My favorite punchline ever is "cancer!" If you want the joke, write to me About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, steamy, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood
Orientation
straight, lesbian, asexual
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
auburn, red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
daily, no - open to dating smokers though, chain smoker, hookah, cigarettes, clove cigarettes, 420
I currently live
with parents, with pets
Socially, I am
the life of the party, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, flirt
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Fast Food, Sushi, BRAINS!!!
Personality
nerd, fun loving, total slacker, extrovert, liberal, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek, coffeeholic, thrifty, dominatrix
Individuality
psychic, goatee
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
penpal, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
My Sign
i was born in february, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets
Cat, Bird
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Christian Rock, Reggae, Ska, Soul, Funk
Hair Style
short hair, curly
Health Related
alternative medicine, acupuncture, holistic treatment, therapy, challenging health issues
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My Groups(11)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
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