Brianbereal, 39
currently offlineLos Angeles, CA, USA
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Im a total jokster
Im a total jokster Looking to try out my jokes on somebody and hit up the comedy clubs.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
180 lbs
Body Type
athletic
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, action, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, committed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Technical / Science / Engineering, Food Service, Internet, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Journalist / Writer
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
social butterfly, comic relief
Political Views
democrat, socialist, the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada), liberal, progressive
Food Related
Vegan, Vegetarian, Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Comfort, Sushi, BRAINS!!!
Personality
activist, nerd, fun loving, professional, extrovert, liberal, jock, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, lover, geek, burner (burning man participant), frugal, thrifty
Individuality
vampire
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, conversation, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets
Dogs, Cats, Birds, Turtles, Snakes, Fish, Ferrets, Iguana, Small Furry Creature, Spiders, Guinea Pigs, Rats, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Horses, Farm Animals, Rabbits, Tribbles, Targ, Sehlat
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance, Christian Rock
Hair Style
short hair, buzz cut
Fitness & Sports
running, yoga, swimming, surfing, working out, cycling, tennis, bodybuilding, jogging, walking, basketball, baseball, soccer (U.S.), rugby, wrestling, volleyball, weightlifting, gymnastics, skiing, bowling, martial arts, snowboarding, hiking, dancing, scuba, snorkeling, rock climbing, triathlon, marathon, aerobics, rowing, tai chi, parkour, pole dancing
Health Related
meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
celibate, straight
Eye Color
gray, green, hazel, black, blue, brown, glass
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
no, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, socialist, the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)
Food Related
Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, type a, white trash
Individuality
beard, cougar, cougar lover, goatee, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist
They are looking for
dating, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
long hair, mohawk, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened, undetectable toupee, afro, bob cut, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered
Fitness & Sports
aerobics, armchair quarterback, baseball, basketball, biathalon, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga
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