Why does everything taste like chicken? I'm pretty sure that chicken is the culprit, tasting like everything else! haha
Comedy is the reason I am still breathing.
I wold rather go to a comedy club than the movies or to a bar.
I think if you can't laugh at life, then you don't truly understand how short it is!
I want a man that can make me laugh both through my tears and until I cry.. haha
Are you that man?
Bysshe83, 41
currently offline
Rural Area, AR, USA
BYSSHE83'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Why does everything taste like chicken?
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Body Type
fat and proud
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, indie, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
red, black, auburn
Ethnicity
Native American, Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Do you smoke?
420
I currently live
on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Soul Food, Italian, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort
Personality
nerd, pirate, geek, flirt
Individuality
vampire, pirate at heart, piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
conversation, the yin to my yang, dating, soulmate, mr. right, relationship, romance
My Sign
i was born in october, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Rock, Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
R and B, Christian Rock, Rock, Rap, Pop, Karaoke, Hip Hop, Hard Rock, Gospel, Country, Alternative Rock, Punk
Hair Style
long hair, curly, layered, ponytail, straightened
Fitness & Sports
yoga, swimming
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
internet, killing zombies, movies, music, reading, swimming, television, travel, video games
Their Body Type
overweight, a few extra pounds, athletic, fat and proud, large
Movies
comedy, horror, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
glass, gray, green, hazel, black, blue, brown
Hair Color
a little gray, bald, black, dark brown
Their Ethnicity
African American, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other, Vulcan
Relationship
divorced, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
college grad, currently in college, high school grad, some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical / Writer, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Internet, Other
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
420
Do they drink?
only blood, socially
They currently live
alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt
Political Views
independent, not interested in politics, socialist
Food Related
Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Soul Food, Spicy
Personality
flirt, geek, intellectual, lover, nerd, pirate
Individuality
goatee, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Christian
They are looking for
dating, miss right, relationship, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Military Service
army, navy
Pets
Cat, Dog, Fish, Iguana, Monkey, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Turtle
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, R and B, Rap
Hair Style
afro, buzz cut, cornrows, dreadlocks, faux-hawk, mohawk, shaved head
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My Friends
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My Groups(7)
Sarcastic
2502 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
732 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Witty
2259 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1720 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
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- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
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