Cali553, 52
currently offline
San Antonio, TX, USA
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Sarcasm at it's finest
Sarcasm at it's finest I can be very sarcastic but not hurtful or mean. Not everyone can handle my dry, sarcastic sense of humor without getting their feelings hurt.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Lesbian
Height
5'05"
Body Type
pleasantly plump
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, drama, action, romance
Orientation
lesbian
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
a couch potato, better in small groups, flirt, social butterfly, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
democrat, liberal
Food Related
Soul Food, Eat Out Frequently, Chocoholic, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Comfort
Personality
professional, fun loving, intellectual, lover, flirt, playa hater, romantic
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
dating, relationship, the yin to my yang, romance, miss right now, miss right
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Bluegrass, Rock, R and B, Pop, Motown, Jazz-Fusion, Jazz, Alternative Rock
Fitness & Sports
yoga
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
movies, music, internet, gardening, cooking & recipes, computers, television, wine tasting, yoga
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, fat and proud, overweight, pleasantly plump, thick, voluptuous
Movies
drama, action, comedy, romantic comedy
Orientation
lesbian
Eye Color
hazel, blue, green, brown, gray
Hair Color
light brown, dark brown, black, a little gray
Their Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Caucasian, Inter-racial, Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
college grad, some college
Profession
Medical / Health Services, Sales / Marketing, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Computer related / Hardware, Transportation / Trucking, Education / Academic Research, Manufacturing / Distributions
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do they drink?
socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with an insignificant other, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief, a couch potato, social butterfly
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Soul Food, Spicy, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Fine Dining, Eat Out Frequently, Chocoholic
Personality
fun loving, flirt, intellectual, liberal, playa hater, professional, romantic
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
miss right, dating, conversation, miss right now, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
Their Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets
Cats, Dog
Gender
Female
Music
Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Folk, Jazz-Fusion, Motown, R and B, Rock
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My Groups(4)
Dry Sense of Humor
1611 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2499 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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