Captainalaric, 35
currently offlineIndianapolis, IN, USA
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Wit as dry as the desert....
Wit as dry as the desert.... I prefer the dry, sarcastic style of humor, and consider myself somewhat proficient in the style itself. Dark, witty remarks found in works like House M.D. and Dexter tickle my funny bone the best. Normally I'd assume people would put their favorite joke here, but this type of humor is more situational and opportunistic, so just asked to talk to me and I reckon I'll make you laugh .
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
210 lbs
Body Type
bodybuilder
Movies
comedy, sci-fi, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Computer related / Hardware
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
420
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
better in small groups
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Eat Out Frequently, Spicy, Carnivore
Personality
intellectual, total slacker, nerd, fun loving, lover, geek
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
something interesting, the yin to my yang, conversation, romance, relationship, dating
My Sign
i was born in november, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21
Pets
Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Techno, Dance, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Trance, Heavy Metal, Rock, Rap, Progressive Rock, Metal, Jazz-Fusion, Jazz, Industrial, Indie, House, Hip Hop
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
jogging, weightlifting
Health Related
western medicine
Looking for
Eye Color
blue
Do they smoke?
420
Do they drink?
socially
Personality
flirt, fun loving, intellectual, lover
Gender
Female
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My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(3)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites