Cassie1621, 35
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Austin, TX, USA
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Willing to lie about how we met!
Willing to lie about how we met! Hey. I'm a little nervous as to what kind of people I will find on this site, but I'm totally into guys that can make me laugh (and not a fake laugh where really in my head I'm thinking "what a ----ing dumbass, but I want to be nice so I better keep laughing at his stupid ----ing jokes"). I'm very sarcastic and love to make up pointless lies and rude comments to my family, friends and co-workers. I don't lie about things that really matter, just things like telling my mom I joined a bowling league at work and need her to watch my kids every wednesday night until the play offs. Somehow they still love me and still find it funny. I love kids. I'm a mother of three amazing kids, 2 boys and my little princess. I work a lot to support my babies and afford to live on my own at 21. I also have 2 dogs, a black lab pit mix, and a blue heeler puppy. I'm working my hardest to stay a "hot mom" I go to the gym when I can. Looks are important to me, but an amazing personality definatly can make anyone sexy.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
comedy, romantic comedy, drama, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, single
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Sales / Marketing, Executive / Management
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with kids
Socially, I am
social butterfly, flirt, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Personality
flirt, fun loving, fashionista
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
mr. right, friends only, relationship, dating, something interesting, conversation
My Sign
i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Fish, Dogs
Gender
Female
Music
Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Pop, R and B, Rap, Rock, Reggae, Country, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
straight
Fitness & Sports
working out, jogging, weightlifting
My Photos
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My Groups(6)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites