Cervine66, 59
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I love comedy...
I love comedy... I love watching comedy on tv, at the movies, and hearing jokes...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Bisexual
Height
5'07"
Weight
280 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, large, voluptuous, supermodel, overweight, fat and proud, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, steamy, romantic comedy, bollywood
Orientation
bisexual
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
college grad
Profession
Hospitality / Travel, Manufacturing / Distributions, Food Service
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone, with roommate(s), family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, flirt, better in small groups
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Vegan, Vegetarian, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Japanese, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Always Dieting, Diet Phobic, Hot Sauce on Everything, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
fun loving, extrovert, flirt, romantic, loner, lover, coffeeholic
Individuality
nudist, vampire
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, roommate, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now
My Sign
i was born in august, leo : july 23-aug. 22
Military Service
army
Gender
Transgender, Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Classical, Country, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Jazz, Metal, Motown, Pop, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Rock, Christian Rock
Hair Style
crew cut
Fitness & Sports
swimming, surfing, working out, cycling, tennis, bodybuilding, walking, wrestling, volleyball, weightlifting, bowling, martial arts, rowing
Health Related
folk medicine, western medicine, minor health issues
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
computers, fleamarkets, horseback riding, internet, magic, movies, music, naturism, nudism, reading, shopping, sports, television, travel, video games, wine tasting
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, gay
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander
Relationship
civil union, committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do they smoke?
daily, electronic cigarettes, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, pipe, socially, cigarettes, cigars
Do they drink?
alcoholic, beer, daily, in recovery, like a fish, liquor, socially
They currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, better in small groups, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican
Food Related
Always Dieting, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Soul Food, Spicy, Vegetarian
Personality
activist, coffeeholic, conservative, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, jock, liberal, loner, lover, preppy, professional, redneck, romantic
Individuality
cougar lover, nudist, pirate at heart, vampire
Religious Views
Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Hindu, Islam, Jewish, Muslim, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Wiccan
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, miss right, miss right now, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
army
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Horse, Horses, Monkey, Rabbit, Rabbits, Small Furry Creature
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender
Music
Alternative Rock, Christian Rock, Country, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Jazz, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened, undetectable toupee, afro, bob cut, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk
Fitness & Sports
baseball, basketball, bowling, cycling, football (U.S.), hiking, jogging, martial arts, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, skateboarding, snorkeling, snowboarding, surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling
Health Related
eastern medicine, folk medicine, western medicine
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My Groups(24)
Dry Sense of Humor
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Sarcastic
2310 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
683 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Toilet Humor
530 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1111 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
951 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1102 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
521 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Class Clown
821 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1071 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Politically Incorrect
903 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
492 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
708 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
981 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
357 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2113 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1308 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Intellectual Humor
1590 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Cocktail
342 membersA group for those who can appreciate the fine art of combining two or more styles of humor for maximum effect.
Prankster
797 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
479 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Comic Relief
1672 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
704 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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