Cheswain, 50
currently offlineRural Area, MD, USA
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HaHa
HaHa I like sarcastic jokes. Just laughing in general. It keeps you healthy. I have to look at funny pictures, and read jokes online, anywhere. I don't like things at the expense of some one. Cruel is not funny to me.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Weight
130 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
video games, television, music, movies, internet, gardening, cooking & recipes, computers
Body Type
fit, average, athletic
Movies
comedy, indie, sci-fi, action
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, dark brown
Ethnicity
Mixed Race
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
with kids
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, home body, better in small groups
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Carnivore, Comfort
Personality
fun loving, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, professional, tree hugger
Individuality
psychic
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
conversation
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20, i was born in march
Pets
Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Dance, Country, Classical
Hair Style
straight, ponytail
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
target practice, naturism, music, movies, gardening, computers
Their Body Type
fit, athletic, average, bodybuilder
Movies
comedy, indie, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, gray, green, blue, brown, hazel
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian, Mixed Race, Native American
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
yes - single parent home, no - definitely want them though
Their Education Level
high school grad, currently in college, college grad, post-Graduate, some college
Profession
Construction / Craftsman, Other, Entertainment / Media, Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do they drink?
no
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, with pets, on a pirate ship, with kids
Socially, they are
flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, home body
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
professional, extrovert, tree hugger, redneck, lover, flirt, loner, intellectual, geek, fun loving
Individuality
psychic, tattoos, beard
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
friends only, conversation, miss right, penpal
Pets
Farm Animals, Horses, Dogs, Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Dance, Pop, Country
Hair Style
layered, crew cut, long hair, ponytail, straight
Fitness & Sports
weightlifting, walking, swimming, hiking, cycling
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My Groups(5)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
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