Chris87henry, 37
currently offline
Santa Ana, CA, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male, Cisgender Male
Orientation
Straight, Demisexual
Height
5'07"
Weight
180 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
television, puzzles and brain teasers, music, movies, manga, internet, cooking & recipes, video games, baking
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, action, romantic comedy, psychological thrillers, horror, fantasy, comedy, classics, animation
Orientation
Straight, Demisexual
Eye Color
green
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced, monogamous, single
Have Kids
no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, currently in college, some college
Profession
Other
Income level
that's private, $50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
Do you drink?
wine, liquor, socially
I currently live
alone, with pets
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore
Personality
romantic, nerd, lover, loner, introvert, geek, fun loving
Individuality
werewolf, vampire
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, the yin to my yang, relationship, romance, miss right, dating
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april
Military Service
navy, veteran
Pets
Cats
Gender
Cisgender Male, Male
Music
Hard Rock, Alternative Rock, Funk, Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Metal, Motown, Pop, R and B, Rap
Hair Style
shaved head
Languages
English
My Preferred Pronouns
He/Him/His
Love Language
Quality Time, Physical Touch
Looking for
Relationship
widowed, single - never married, divorced, monogamous, single
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - definitely want them though, no - and am unable to, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker
They are looking for
dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang
Gender
Cisgender Female, Female
Languages
English
Their Preferred Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
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My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Comic Relief
1811 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Dirty
1902 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Dry Sense of Humor
1609 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Political Humor
748 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Politically Incorrect
970 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Sarcastic
2498 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Sick Sense of Humor
1028 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Toilet Humor
570 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
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