Class52, 56

So dry, I'm a desert. Male, 41, utterly bored spending my time surfing the internet for pictures of naked ladies and using socks not for their intended purpose.

My shortsighted hard of hearing neighbour once said that I was good looking with a good sense of humour.

Looking for that special person who can sit all night on the sofa arguing over what good dvd to watch.

Must be skilled in antagonistic behaviour and changing decisions frequently.

A commitment to stubborness is essential.

Critical thinkers and sayers welcome.
"You're not going to wear that are you?"