Clvgl1019, 51
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Alsip, IL, USA
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Lost: A piece of my heart
When is a door not a door? I have a dry, off the wall, sarcastic, and at times, crude sense of humor. Most people don't understand it, but I believe they just don't know how to appreciate how fun and humorous life can be. Yes, there is a time and place to be serious, but life is serious enough to be a constant stick in the mud. I'm searching for my best friend and sidekick. (or should I be the sidekick? I guess that will depend...) Someone who is honest, respectful, can speak what's on his mind, and follows through on all promises. Someone who enjoys witty banter, but also knows when enoughs enough and is not just darn right mean. I'm at a point where I don't need a man, but want a man to share life's ups and downs with and who will laugh with me not at me.
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
270 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds, pleasantly plump
Movies
sci-fi, fantasy, psychological thrillers, classics, romantic comedy, drama, action, romance, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single, divorced
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone, in a van down by the river
Political Views
liberal, democrat, not interested in politics
Food Related
Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Omnivore, Carnivore, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Mexican
Personality
professional, frugal, thrifty, fun loving, nerd, introvert, geek, liberal, white trash, redneck, flirt, romantic, intellectual
Individuality
psychic
Religious Views
Catholic, Not Religious
I'm looking for
mr. right, soulmate, conversation, dating, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Guinea Pig, Rock
Gender
Female
Music
Bluegrass, Rock, R and B, Pop, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Country, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
straightened, ponytail, long hair
Fitness & Sports
walking, baseball, bowling, hiking
Languages
English
Looking for
Orientation
straight
Their Ethnicity
Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married, single, divorced, widowed
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, no - open to dating smokers though
They are looking for
relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, dating
Gender
Male
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My Groups(7)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Butt of the Joke
530 membersA group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
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