Looking for a partner in crime ! Hey ladies my name is Ryan.I'm looking for a serious relationship with someone who seeks the same.
I am in sales in the Banking field, yet I believe that the perfect career for me would be to own my own business. I am also pondering of going back to school; I would love to be a teacher some day.
I am an ambitious guy that knows what he likes and likes to take risks to reap the reward. I am definitely not a shy person and like all types and creeds of women.
I don’t want a ‘girl’, I’m looking for an intelligent, self-sustaining, and adventurous woman to talk to, get to know, and to enjoy life with. I am looking for someone who is serious in their motives and like me who is not into playing games. Sorry, not into serial daters.
I am looking for a woman that will have fun just relaxing on the couch, as well as going out to a great dinner in the city.
A little bit about my personality. I can be serious when need be, but most of the time I like to make others laugh, and just be goofy. I have a quirky nerd streak in me, and I’m very playful. But I’m not completely comical. I love to sit down and enjoy refreshing, deep conversations regarding from current events to life in general. In short, I love for my mind to be tickled.
I have a wide array of interests. Frankly, I am a movie buff that sprinkles in music of all genres here and there. I like any kind of movie and almost anything sci-fi/comic book related, which does contribute to the nerd in me. I also enjoy writing in my spare time, where I hope one day to get some of my work published.
I am up to any new experiences. I love random road trips to places I’ve never been, or just taking in the sights. Some of my favorite places have been Chicago, Vancouver and anywhere in California. I also enjoy going out to the city or hanging out with my family and friends.
Well that’s me in a small nutshell. Email me if you have questions or would like to crack the nut open a little more!
Corvinus1999, 44
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Dallas, TX, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'06"
Weight
140 lbs
Body Type
average
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, bollywood, romantic comedy, indie, drama, action, romance, steamy, horror
Orientation
straight
Education Level
some college
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
socially, no - open to dating smokers though
Political Views
independent
Food Related
Fine Dining, Italian, Comfort, Chinese, Japanese, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Soul Food, BRAINS!!!, Omnivore, Carnivore
Personality
pirate, introvert, geek, lover, loner, nerd, fun loving, professional, extrovert, flirt, romantic, punk, intellectual
Individuality
beard, goatee, piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Catholic
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, miss right, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, dating, relationship, romance
My Sign
i was born in september, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Pets
Cat
Gender
Male
Hair Style
comb over, shaved head, faux-hawk
Fitness & Sports
working out, swimming, running
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