Cpnew, 40
currently offline
Nashville, TN, USA
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Understanding
Understanding I like almost all humor.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
230 lbs
Body Type
athletic, a few extra pounds
Movies
horror, action, drama, steamy, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
black, brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
African American
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college, currently in college
Profession
Construction / Craftsman, Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
comic relief, better in small groups, side kick, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
not interested in politics, democrat, conservative, liberal
Food Related
Carnivore, Soul Food, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Spicy
Personality
loner, geek, nerd, conservative, liberal, jock
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Christian
I'm looking for
relationship, miss right, soulmate, conversation, fun, dating, romance
My Sign
capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, i was born in january
Gender
Male
Music
Folk, Rap, R and B, Post Rock, Motown, Hip Hop, Hardcore
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
running, working out
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
television, sports, music, movies, killing zombies, internet, cooking & recipes, computers, swimming, comic books, travel, video games
Their Body Type
pleasantly plump, fat and proud, average, athletic, a few extra pounds, thick, voluptuous, large, overweight, supermodel, fit
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, nothing but porn, horror, drama, action, comedy
Orientation
straight
Their Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Hispanic / Latino, Caucasian, African American
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Income level
that's private, $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000
Do they smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though, socially
Do they drink?
socially
Socially, they are
social butterfly, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, flirt, comic relief, better in small groups, anti-social, a couch potato
Food Related
Fast Food, Chinese, Chocoholic, Eat Out Frequently, Carnivore, BRAINS!!!, Spicy, Soul Food, Junk Food Junkie, Japanese, Italian, Fine Dining
Gender
Female
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2499 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1208 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1029 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1217 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1904 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2258 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1434 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites