I'm Awesome and I Come With References I'm a klutz, I'm goofy, I'm funny, I'm smart . I love proper grammar, but I use too many commas. I love Oxford Commas. I eat with my hands sometimes. I can't spell. I love baseball, swimming (although I can't swim), history, pajamas, and my cats.
There is a lot of depth to me, but my sense of humor often gets in the way.
I hate peanut butter with either chocolate or jelly. I hate pointy shoes. I'm not particularly fond of the human race in general.
I'm *very* liberal, sort of a socialist. I cry whenever an animal dies in a movie, even if it's a mouse.
My life has been like a rated R movie so far this includes: sex, greed, betrayal, theft and interviewing Elizabeth Berkley.
I can't live in a world without: Animals, Love, Laughter, Sleep, Whipped Cream, Coffee Ice Cream, Deodorant, Travel, Knowledge, History, The Smell of the Ocean.
Favorite MoviesIn no particular order...) Elf, Up, Office Space, Lost in Translation, Garden State, When Harry Met Sally, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, The Sound of Music
Favorite Music:
Neil Young, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, CCR, Steve Miller Band, Bruce Springsteen, Louis Armstrong, They Might Be Giants, Nirvana, Phish, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Strokes, The Shins, The Dead, Guns N Roses, Zeppelin, Mozart, Simon and Garfunkle (and Simon sans Garfunkle)
Favorite TV Shows:
How I met Your Mother, The Big Bag Theory (especially Sheldon - I have a thing for men with Aspergers) Star Trek (all of 'em) , Boardwalk Empire, Two and a Half men, Entourage, The Life and Times of Tim, The West Wing, I'm pretty much over reality TV.
I am hysterical, weird, and tired.
I'm pretty great and I come with references.
I'm looking for someone who is smart and doesn't just think they are. Someone who wants to, and *can* make me laugh. Someone who doesn't have a boring profile. Someone who likes roller coasters and grape Bubblicious.
Crazywildflower, 45
currently offlineNew York City, NY, USA
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I'm Awesome and I Come With References
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'03"
Body Type
average, voluptuous
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, drama, steamy, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad, some college
Profession
Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Executive / Management
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker, 420
I currently live
alone, with pets, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
home body, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, class clown
Political Views
socialist, liberal
Food Related
Omnivore, Chocoholic, Indian, Chinese, Italian, Spicy, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Sushi, Fine Dining, Soul Food, Hot Sauce on Everything, Diet Every Now & Then
Personality
activist, nerd, fun loving, liberal, tree hugger, loner, geek, pirate, thrifty
Individuality
nudist, psychic, pirate at heart
Religious Views
Jewish, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, conversation, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now
My Sign
i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Cat, Tribbles
Gender
Female
Music
Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Folk, Rock
Hair Style
long hair, bun, french braid, french twist, ponytail, straight
Fitness & Sports
swimming, walking, baseball, bowling
Health Related
western medicine, meditation, therapy, minor health issues, challenging health issues, chronic health issues
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
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