Crystal1979, 45

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I need someone who has a good sense of humor.
About Me
Gender Female
Orientation Straight
Height 5'07"
Weight 350 lbs
Body Type voluptuous
Movies romantic comedy, comedy, drama, action, horror, romance
Orientation straight
Eye Color green
Hair Color blond, light brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - definitely want them though
Education Level some college
Profession Medical / Health Services
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? daily
I currently live with roommate(s)
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Italian, Carnivore, Comfort, Chinese, French, Chocoholic
Personality geek, lover, loner, redneck, playa hater, playa, fun loving, professional, total slacker, conservative, intellectual, romantic, flirt, white trash
Individuality tattoos
Religious Views Not Religious
I'm looking for romance, mr. right now, mr. right, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, dating, relationship
My Sign i was born in february, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Pets Cat
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, running, sports, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, working out, writing
Their Body Type athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel
Movies nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi, action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie
Orientation straight
Eye Color black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship divorced, off the market, just here for friends, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level ain't had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level $100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke? socially, 420, chain smoker, daily, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink
Do they drink? no, socially
They currently live alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views not interested in politics
Food Related Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Spicy
Personality extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic
Individuality beard, goatee, mohawk, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, shaved head, stache, tattoos
Religious Views Not Religious
They are looking for conversation, dating, miss right, miss right now, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate
Military Service air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles

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My Groups(14)

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Slapstick

 732 members

A group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.

Twisted

 1212 members

A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Amateur Comedian

 1221 members

A group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.

Professional Comedian

 578 members

A group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.

Class Clown

 890 members

A group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.

Life of the Party

 1164 members

A group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.

Dirty

 1909 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Witty

 2261 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Prankster

 887 members

A group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.

Comic Relief

 1815 members

A group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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