Daltysmilth, 42
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All, MO, USA
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daltysmilth
daltysmilth I'm taking a class in TV/Film production and I'd like to work in the TV/Film industry and/or be a voice actor for cartoons/anime/video games. I like to write and make people laugh. I'm looking for someone who enjoys laughing and can make me laugh.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
260 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, indie, horror, action, drama, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Income level
Less than $25,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
with pets, with parents, in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
anti-social, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, comic relief, a couch potato, better in small groups, loner
Political Views
republican, conservative, libertarian
Food Related
Italian, Chinese, Indian, Spicy, Chocoholic, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Diet Phobic, Carnivore
Personality
geek, loner, nerd, intellectual, conservative, total slacker, introvert
Religious Views
Catholic
I'm looking for
relationship, romance, the yin to my yang, penpal, dating, conversation, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
pisces : feb. 19-march 20, i was born in march
Pets
Cat, Dog
Gender
Male
Music
Motown, Progressive Rock, R and B, Karaoke, Jazz, Indie, Hard Rock, Folk, Country, Classical, Celtic, Bluegrass, Alternative Rock
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, dancing, gardening, golfing, horseback riding, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, movies, music, nudism, photography, reading, running, shopping, swimming, television, travel, video games, working out, writing, yoga
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
bisexual, celibate, straight
Hair Color
auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red
Their Ethnicity
Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Do they smoke?
daily, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially
Do they drink?
like a fish, no, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, independent, libertarian, not interested in politics, republican
Food Related
Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Carnivore
Personality
activist, coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, professional, romantic, total slacker
Religious Views
Agnostic, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Deist, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
They are looking for
conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion
Gender
Female
Music
Karaoke, Motown, Opera, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Country, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Indie, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion
Hair Style
curly, emo, layered, long hair, perm, ponytail, rattail, straight, straightened
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My Groups(9)
Dry Sense of Humor
1606 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2497 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Slapstick
729 membersA group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Politically Incorrect
969 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
531 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Witty
2255 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1716 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
747 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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