Darkbassist, 38

currently offline
map pin

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Find Other Singles In
California!

Ad Partner

Ad Partner
DARKBASSIST'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Standard Membership Badge
Free Member
Legacy Member Badge
Legacy Member
Profile Photos (4) Friends Groups (8)

Any man knows that a good pick-up line is just that, a good
Any man knows that a good pick-up line is just that, a good joke. It's not a sign saying YOU LAUGHED, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO GET IN MY PANTS BABY!! I'm a multi-instrumental musician whose fluent in American Sign Language (insert irony marker here...but then again I do have a slight hearing problem). My humor tends to be on-the-spot, tongue-and-cheek, and self-ridiculing.
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 6'00"
Weight 180 lbs
Body Type fit, average
Movies sci-fi, romantic comedy, action, horror, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color gray
Hair Color dark brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Relationship single - never married
Have Kids no - maybe with the right person
Education Level some college
Profession Sales / Marketing, Artistic / Musical
Income level Less than $25,000
Do you smoke? socially
I currently live with parents
Socially, I am better in small groups, flirt, side kick, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner
Political Views independent
Food Related Vegetarian, Sushi, Fast Food, Spicy, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian
Personality nerd, romantic, fun loving, white trash, geek, lover, intellectual, loner, redneck
Religious Views Pagan, Not Religious, Wiccan
I'm looking for miss right, soulmate, something interesting, fun, dating, relationship, miss right now, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign i was born in august, leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets Cat
Gender Male

My Photos
Darkbassist Image 0
Darkbassist Image 1
Darkbassist Image 2
Darkbassist Image 3

My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!

My Groups(8)

Sarcastic

 2505 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Toilet Humor

 574 members

A group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.

Twisted

 1211 members

A group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.

Sick Sense of Humor

 1032 members

A group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.

Jokester

 1437 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Prankster

 887 members

A group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.

Butt of the Joke

 530 members

A group for those who are no strangers to being the butt of the joke and can discuss their experiences in a safe and supportive atmosphere.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 750 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

Find Other Singles In
California!

Ad Partner

Ad Partner