So what you do is take a monkey right .... **To many of you I'm a intimidating monster, to many of you I'll be one of the best people you'll ever know. In either case welcome to who I am**
I'm picky in attitude, though not in looks.
I know the difference between a prejudice and a preference, though many other do not.
I'm Puerto Rican yet not traditional hispanic (thank goodness!!!)
I'm humble yet know when to show confidence
I'm gentle though sometimes a monster
I'm tough though I can be very playful
I'm strong though I have my moments of weakness
I'm perfection though only with all my flaws
I'm a lover and a fighter; what good is love if you do not fight for it?
I'm smart yet entitled to my "doh" moments
I'm logical yet know when to be emotional
I love A perfect circle though Lil Wayne might grab my ear once in a blue
I'm a gamer that does not game as much as he use to.
I'll pull of a shindig if I'm eating great
I'm stubborn though I know when to quit it
I like the finer things in life though I try to only take what I need
I cook well for myself though sometimes all I want is good sushi and drinks at a restaurant
I have my comfort zones though I spontaneously try new things a lot
I can solve a Rubik's in 2 mins though I can't solve some people in a life time
I love to stay at home sometime though I really want a road trip to San Diego
I have a big heart though only certain are permitted
I have the patience's of a saint yet big ambitions
I don't follow Valentines but will do/get something for you because the day end in "Y"
I'm brutally honest but know when to release it.
I find dating to be a waste of time though I enjoy hanging out on humble grounds
I find a good amount of women easy with their emotions, and difficult with their s----lity, while a good
amount of men are easy with their s----lity and difficult with their emotions.
And after all that, reading this is like reading the ingredients on the box in the market; you'll only know you'
Darkenjinu, 44
currently offlineLaveen, AZ, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'04"
Body Type
athletic, fit
Movies
sci-fi, romantic comedy, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, action, horror, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
bald, black
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Vulcan, Inter-racial, Hispanic / Latino
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
Bachelor's Degree
Profession
Computer related / Hardware, Internet
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
progressive, independent
Food Related
Mexican, Carnivore, BRAINS!!!, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Sushi, Spicy, Italian, Raw Food, Chinese, Japanese, Indian, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Organic, Thai
Personality
clown, flirt, introvert, intellectual, artistic, fun loving, professional, nerd, loner, lover, geek
Individuality
tattoos, artist, goatee, cougar lover, vampire, piercings, ninja, werewolf, circus clown
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
something interesting, conversation, fun, dating, the yin to my yang, friends only
My Sign
sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21
Pets
No pets currently (but like them)
Gender
Male
Music
Rock, Progressive Rock, Metal, Jazz-Fusion, Jazz, Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Classical, Choir, Celtic, Alternative Rock
Fitness & Sports
hiking, martial arts, weightlifting, working out
My Photos
My Friends
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My Groups(8)
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
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- Sweet And Casual
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