Darthnerdious, 44
currently offlineClovis, CA, USA
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...and that's why the Devil's french.
...and that's why the Devil's french. You know, I'm not a stand up comedian... I'm more about delivering the right comments at the right moment. Now is not one of those moments. Neither is it, now. I prefer situational comedy, and irony, as much as I do sight gags, and wit. Overall, anything funny is good enough for me.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Friendship Only
Height
5'10"
Weight
200 lbs
Body Type
average, athletic, a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, horror, action, romantic comedy, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, mockumentaries, comedy
Orientation
asexual, straight
Eye Color
hazel, brown
Hair Color
bald
Ethnicity
Inter-racial
Relationship
married, committed
Have Kids
yes
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Entertainment / Media, Journalist / Writer, Other
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
hookah, pipe, electronic cigarettes, clove cigarettes, cigars, socially
I currently live
with kids, on a pirate ship, with pets, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, with a significant other
Socially, I am
home body, better in small groups, comic relief
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Mediterranean, Sushi, Carnivore, Spicy, Chocoholic
Personality
professional, artistic, fun loving, playa hater, thrifty, total slacker, extrovert, flirt, romantic, intellectual, coffeeholic, nerd, geek, lover
Individuality
artist, werewolf, superhero, ninja, tattoos, pirate at heart, goatee
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
friends only, penpal, conversation
My Sign
i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs
Military Service
navy, veteran
Pets
Dog, Cats, Fish, Guinea Pig
Gender
Male
Music
Ska, Punk, Rock, Hip Hop, Bluegrass, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
shaved head
Fitness & Sports
martial arts
Health Related
western medicine
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
baking, bible study, board games, comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, history, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, puzzles and brain teasers, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing
Their Body Type
a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous
Movies
action, animation, black & white films, bollywood, classics, comedy, drama, horror, mockumentaries, murder mysteries, nothing but porn, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi
Eye Color
black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray
Their Ethnicity
African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan
Relationship
civil union, committed, couple, dating someone special, divorced, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, open relationship, seeing someone, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
no - and am unable to, no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption, yes, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college, some high school
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking
Income level
$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that's private
Do they smoke?
socially, cigars, clove cigarettes, electronic cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah
Do they drink?
alcoholic, beer, liquor, socially
They currently live
alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)
Socially, they are
better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
conservative, democrat, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, republican
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore
Personality
artistic, coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, geek, hipster, intellectual, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality
ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, superhero, superhero sidekick, tattoos, vampire, werewolf, artist, beard, circus clown, cougar, cougar lover, designer, goatee, magician, mime
Miscellaneous
deaf, hard of hearing, HIV+
They are looking for
conversation, friends only, penpal
Their Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20
Military Service
air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran
Pets
Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, No pets currently (but like them), Rabbit, Rat, Rock, Sehlat, Snake, Spider, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle
Gender
Female, Male, Not Sure
Fitness & Sports
martial arts
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My Groups(8)
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Sick Sense of Humor
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Politically Incorrect
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British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Camp
391 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
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- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites