Dhmcki66, 80
currently offlineAll, IA, USA
DHMCKI66'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
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dry a devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. when he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. as she sat by him, he said , you know what? you have been with me through the bad times, when i got fired you were there to support me . when my business failed, you were there. when i got shot you were by my side, when we lost the house, you gave me support. when my health started failing you were still by my side. "you know what?" what dear? his wife asked gently, "i think you bring me bad luck"
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'08"
Weight
220 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
comedy, drama
Orientation
celibate, straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
a little gray
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
widowed
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Sales / Marketing
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
better in small groups
Political Views
independent
Food Related
BRAINS!!!
Personality
loner
Religious Views
Christian
I'm looking for
conversation, romance, relationship
My Sign
libra : sept. 23-oct. 22
Military Service
navy
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Bluegrass, Country, Folk, Pop, R and B, Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
walking
Health Related
diabetic, minor health issues
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(10)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Professional Comedian
578 membersA group for experienced comedians looking for tips on perfecting their craft, connecting with other professionals, and staying up to date on the latest industry news.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
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