Drtysailor, 44

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Seattle Tacoma, WA, USA

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what did one sand pile say to the other sand pile?
what did one sand pile say to the other sand pile? how you dune? wah wah waaaah. cheesy? yes! effective pick-up line? no. trust me, i have better material
About Me
Gender Male
Orientation Straight
Height 5'07"
Weight 190 lbs
Body Type average
Movies sci-fi, indie, romantic comedy, drama, action, horror, romance, comedy
Orientation straight
Eye Color brown
Hair Color dark brown, light brown
Ethnicity Caucasian
Education Level college grad
Profession Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level that's private
I currently live with a significant other, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship
Food Related Omnivore, Carnivore
Personality fun loving, flirt
Individuality nudist, psychic, pirate at heart, stache, goatee, beard, mime, vampire, cougar, cougar lover, ninja, tattoos, piercings
I'm looking for romance, friends only, penpal, the yin to my yang, dating, fun, conversation, something interesting, soulmate, miss right, miss right now
Military Service navy
Pets Rock, Tribbles, Dog
Gender Male
Fitness & Sports working out, jogging, skiing, armchair quarterback, hiking, snorkeling, pole dancing

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Sarcastic

 2500 members

A group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.

Slapstick

 732 members

A group for those who enjoy physical comedy, pratfalls, and other types of physical humor.

Toilet Humor

 572 members

A group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.

Class Clown

 890 members

A group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.

Politically Incorrect

 970 members

A group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.

Dirty

 1905 members

A group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.

Witty

 2258 members

A group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.

Jokester

 1436 members

A group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.

Self-Deprecating Humor

 748 members

A group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.

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