Caveat Emptor I love brains, yes I am a zombie.
Musical interests include but are not limited to:
Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer,
Amy Winehouse, Basement Jaxx, Treasure Fingers,
Morcheeba, Shy FX, Noisia,
Black Sun Empire, Wolfmother,
Erykha Badu, Jill Scott, Bjork,
Concrete Blonde, Jane's Addiction, Goxxip,
The Beatles, Digital Underground,
Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, De La Soul,
DJ Shadow, DJ Q-bert, Rob Swift,
Roni Size, Miles Davis, John Coltrane,
The Presidents of the United States, Cat Power,
Beck, Deltron3030 (Del tha Funkee Homosapien),
Jay Z, Anthony Hamilton, Norah Jones,
Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline,
Kate Bush, Billie Holiday, Etta James,
Black Flag, Stereophonics, Air,
Rufus Wainwright,Chemical Brothers,
Crystal Method, Rehab,
Devin tha Dude, Gorillaz, Beastie Boys,
Atmosphere,Finger Eleven, Dope, System of a Down,
Veruca Salt, PJ Harvey, Marvin Gaye,
Parliament, Sublime, Bob Marley and the Wailers,
Fatboy Slim, Moby, Cocteau Twins, Dead Can Dance,
Lilly Allen, Dizzee Rascal, Imogen Heap,
THE PIXIES, Bad Brains, Cypress Hill,
House of Pain, Easy E, Stone Roses,
Oasis, Q-Tip, Doug E Fresh,
Kasabian, Alice in Chains,
Louis Prima, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles,
Stevie Wonder, The Fugees, Missy Elliot,
John Legend, Robin Thicke, Portishead,
This Mortal Coil, The Cure, The Smiths,
Lush,Foo Fighters, Incubus,
and on and on and on and on....
It has come to my attention that not much can be gleaned about my personality from my music list. I think it's a great place to start though. In the interest of disclosure though I will attempt to in as few words as possible attempt to encapsulate the essence of me in an easy to swallow, gelatin coated, mineral rich tablet.
I'm a conspiracy theorist of the most insufferable ilk. I irritate republicans. I love my kids, because they're far more awesome than me. I am not your average chick. I'm Native American and feel pretty freakin wonderful about it. I like lots of things. Which things? Ask. It'
Eeevlgnius, 51
currently offline
Tulsa, OK, USA
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Caveat Emptor
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'07"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, action, indie, comedy
Orientation
straight, asexual
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Native American
Relationship
separated
Have Kids
yes - single parent home
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, 420, clove cigarettes
I currently live
in a van down by the river, with kids
Socially, I am
comic relief
Political Views
liberal, libertarian
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?)
Personality
playa hater, pirate, geek, lover, fun loving, liberal, intellectual, romantic
Individuality
tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
dating, relationship, penpal, travel companion, conversation, soulmate, romance, the yin to my yang
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Pets
Dog, Fish
Gender
Female
Music
House, Jazz, Metal, Motown, Rock, Techno, Hip Hop, Alternative Rock, Classical, Dance, Hardcore
Hair Style
undetectable toupee
Fitness & Sports
swimming, dancing, hiking, walking
Health Related
minor health issues, meditation, faith healing, minor dietary issues
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My Groups(15)
Dry Sense of Humor
1602 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2491 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Twisted
1203 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Sick Sense of Humor
1026 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1216 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Politically Incorrect
969 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
531 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
747 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1060 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1898 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2250 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1714 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
879 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1803 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
746 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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