Emskeeeze, 39
currently offlinePhiladelphia, PA, USA
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I am NOT looking for drama, Im a funny outgoing girl lookin
I am NOT looking for drama, Im a funny outgoing girl looking for the same and see where it goes! Wow...where do I start?! Lets see... I came out when I was 19 and ended up having a relationship with a girl who was also lipstick lesbian and totally falling for her and found out she really didnt have any good morals. I was hurt a lot and was cheated on by the first person I loved and it KILLED. I have had 2 other girlfriends since then and realized that maybe I am going after the wrong people! These girls were completely controling, jealous and nitpicked at everything! Im not like that at ALL! I still like to have my friends in my life and go out and have a good time once in a while! I am a very outgoing girl. I LOVE humor, I would make anyone laugh because I have a HUGE sense of humor! I know who I am and I know that if you dont like it, that I reaaaallly dont care. If you dont like it, then there is no reason why I should have you in my life! I want a girl who is fun, outgoing, a good sense of humor...and maybe understands what I have been through and isnt like the others I have dated as far as controling, OVERLY emotional, miserable, and nitpicking goes. I just want someone who likes me for EXACTLY who I am and isnt into trying to change me, cuz I wont! I love who I am! And girls...dont worry, Im not looking to settle down right away! We need to have fun and get to know eachother very well before thats even a possibility! I just want to find a girl who is willing to get to know me as much as I am willing to get to know her, and have some fun and see where it goes!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Lesbian
Height
5'06"
Weight
120 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
writing, working out, wine tasting, video games, travel, swimming, sports, shopping, music, movies, dancing
Body Type
slim, slender, skinny, supermodel, fit
Movies
drama, horror, romantic comedy, comedy, action
Orientation
lesbian
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
blond
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research
Do you smoke?
420, daily
Do you drink?
socially
I currently live
with parents
Socially, I am
flirt, comic relief, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
democrat
Food Related
Chinese, Italian
Personality
flirt, romantic, lover, fun loving
Individuality
piercings, tattoos
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
fun, miss right, relationship, romance, something interesting, dating, the yin to my yang, conversation
My Sign
cancer : june 21-july 22
Pets
Dog, Cats
Gender
Female
Music
Hip Hop, Punk, R and B, Metal, Rap, Rock, Indie, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative Rock, Pop, Dance, Hardcore
Hair Style
straightened, long hair, layered
Fitness & Sports
swimming, working out
Looking for
Orientation
lesbian
Gender
Female
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My Groups(9)
Toilet Humor
574 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Twisted
1212 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Life of the Party
1164 membersA group for those who know how to make any gathering or event more exciting and memorable.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
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