Ephycats, 53
2 months ago
Mississauga, Canada
EPHYCATS'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
Completely sane cat lady
I have a dry, sarcastic wit. I'm quick with a comeback and I love to banter. But if someone is being funny all the time, I get frustrated. There must be a balance. Tell me your best "Walks Into A Bar" joke, and if I haven't heard it, I'll share one of mine with you!
About Me
Gender
Female
Orientation
Demisexual, Pansexual, Sapiosexual
Height
5'4"
Weight
220 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
Acting, Baking, Board games, Comic books, Dancing, History, Horseback riding, Internet, Killing zombies, Movies, Puzzles and brain teasers, Reading, Science, Sewing, Shopping, Video games, Writing
Body Type
Overweight, Pleasantly plump, Thick, Voluptuous
Movies
Action, Animation, Black & white films, Classics, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Mockumentaries, Murder mysteries, Psychological thrillers, Sci-fi
Eye Color
Gray, Blue
Hair Color
Blond, Depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Vulcan
Relationship
Separated, Single
Have Kids
No - and am unable to, No - do not want kids
Education Level
College grad
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Computer related / Hardware, Journalist / Writer
Income level
That's private
Do you smoke?
Electronic cigarettes
Do you drink?
Socially
I currently live
Alone, With pets
Socially, I am
Better in small groups, Comic relief, Flirt, Home body, Loner, Shy at first, but warm up quickly
Political Views
Liberal, Libertarian, Ndp - the new democratic party (canada), The liberal party (canada)
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Diet Phobic, Omnivore, Soylent Green
Personality
Loner, Nerd, Nonconformist, Romantic, Unconventional, Artistic, Eccentric, Flirt, Free spirit, Geek, Intellectual, Introvert, Liberal
Individuality
Actress, Artist, Opera lover, Pirate at heart, Tattoos
Religious Views
Agnostic, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pantheist
Miscellaneous
Round-earther
I'm looking for
Conversation, Dating, Penpal, Relationship, Romance
My Sign
Leo : july 23-aug. 22
Pets
Cats, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Tribbles
Music
Dance, Jazz, Karaoke, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Rock, Techno
Hair Style
Long hair, Ponytail
Fitness & Sports
Dancing, Swimming, Tai chi
Health Related
Chronic health issues, Pro-vaccine, Therapy
Languages
English, French, Latin
Myers-Briggs®
INFJ, INTJ
My Preferred Pronouns
She/Her/Hers
Social Justice
Climate Change Believer, Death Penalty Intolerant, Feminist Movement Advocate, Pro-Choice Advocate, Vaccination Advocate
Love Language
Receiving Gifts, Words of Affirmation
Highly Sensitive Type
Intuitive, Sensitive, Sensory Defensive
High Sensation Seeker
Boredom Susceptibility
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups
No Groups Yet!
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
- Be Choosie
- Gay Life Partners
- Friendfinder
- Singles Online
- Local Personals Online
- Dating Buddies
- Sweet And Casual
Webcam Sites
Personals / Chat Sites
