Eulipion, 67
currently offlineAll, NE, USA
Find Other Singles In
Nebraska!
EULIPION'S MEMBERSHIP AWARDS (Beta)
....and the penguin says,"No it`s just ice cream."
Wild-eyed bomb throwing radical with rotor cuff injury reduced to throwing underhanded epithets and missives. Has been known to satirize America's great political leaders and, despite many claims to the contrary, he has never "paid his dues".
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'10"
Weight
220 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, drama, action, horror
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
a little gray, dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
divorced
Have Kids
yes - grown and out of the house
Education Level
some college
Profession
Politics / Goverment / Military
Income level
$50,000-$100,000
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with pets, alone
Political Views
independent, green party, democrat
Food Related
Chocoholic, Vegetarian, Omnivore, Carnivore, Indian, Chinese, Spicy
Personality
geek, introvert, intellectual, activist, fun loving, professional, punk, white trash, flirt, romantic
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
miss right now, miss right, soulmate, something interesting, conversation, fun, dating, relationship, romance, the yin to my yang, travel companion
My Sign
i was born in march, pisces : feb. 19-march 20
Fitness & Sports
swimming
My Photos
My Friends
No Friends Added Yet!
My Groups(12)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Twisted
1211 membersA group for those who appreciate humor that takes a seemingly innocent topic and turns it on its head.
Class Clown
890 membersA group for those who are always the life of the party and always ready with a joke or two.
Politically Incorrect
971 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
High-Brow Humor
536 membersA group for those who enjoy the sophisticated, witty, and often intellectual style of humor found in high-brow comedy.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
British Humor
1068 membersA group for those who appreciate the unique brand of wit and humor found in British comedy.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2261 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Intellectual Humor
1721 membersA group for those who enjoy comedy that requires an understanding of complex topics and an appreciation of subtlety and nuance.
Prankster
887 membersA group for those who enjoy the mischievousness and humor of pranks and practical jokes.
Comic Relief
1815 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
Webcam Sites