Eyecanhearu, 56
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Hampton Roads, VA, USA
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I have a warped sense of humor!
I have a warped sense of humor! Sometimes only I get the joke - but at least I have the nerve to stick my neck out and make the :joke,pun, play on words and get back laughter or strange looks! I think its worth it!
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'11"
Weight
210 lbs
Body Type
athletic, a few extra pounds, disabled
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, horror, action, drama, steamy, romantic comedy, bollywood
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
dark brown, depends on the day of the week
Ethnicity
Other, Vulcan
Relationship
open relationship
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
post-Graduate
Profession
Other, Journalist / Writer
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
socially
I currently live
with pets, with an insignificant other, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups, comic relief, anti-social, loner
Political Views
libertarian, not interested in politics
Food Related
Vegetarian, Chocoholic, French, Chinese, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Sushi, Always Dieting
Personality
activist, fun loving, professional, introvert, jock, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, lover, pirate
Individuality
tattoos, psychic, pirate at heart, stache, vampire, cougar lover
Religious Views
Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Wiccan
Miscellaneous
hard of hearing
I'm looking for
penpal, romance, relationship, fun, conversation, something interesting, miss right now
My Sign
i was born in september, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, i don't believe in zodiac signs
Pets
Cats, Tribbles
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Celtic, Country, Folk, Hard Rock, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Motown, Pop, Rock, Techno
Hair Style
short hair, layered
Fitness & Sports
walking, football (U.S.), baseball, hockey, bowling, armchair quarterback
Health Related
diabetic, minor health issues
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My Groups(10)
Sarcastic
2500 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
572 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
1029 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1218 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Politically Incorrect
970 membersA group for those who are not afraid to push the boundaries of acceptability when it comes to comedy.
Dirty
1905 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
2258 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1436 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Comic Relief
1813 membersA group for those who appreciate the use of comedy to provide relief from the often stressful and intense situations in life.
Self-Deprecating Humor
748 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
Funny Related Sites
- The Onion
- 27B
- Improv Everywhere
- eBaum's World
- Fail Blog
- Fark
- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
Online Dating Sites
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