Fallenbard, 33
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Aberdeen, MA, USA
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Sarcastic
Sarcastic I'm rarely serious so I hope that's cool.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
210 lbs
Body Type
fat and proud
Movies
horror, romantic comedy, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, drama, action, romance, sci-fi, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Food Service
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes, daily
I currently live
in a van down by the river
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, comic relief, anti-social
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?
Personality
loner, nerd, introvert, romantic, artistic, intellectual, lover, geek
Individuality
werewolf, magician, superhero, goatee, artist, beard
Religious Views
Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual
I'm looking for
relationship, dating, romance, the yin to my yang, conversation, soulmate
My Sign
aries : march 21-april 19
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Opera, Punk, Celtic, Classical, Death Metal, Folk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Metal, Progressive Rock, Rock, Screamo, Techno
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
parkour, archery, fencing, martial arts
Health Related
meditation
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
killing zombies, cooking & recipes, comic books, wine tasting, video games
Their Body Type
pleasantly plump, a few extra pounds, athletic, large, thick, voluptuous
Orientation
bisexual, celibate, straight
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person
Their Education Level
some college, some high school
They currently live
alone, with roommate(s), with pets, with parents, on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river, family and friends visit often
Socially, they are
shy at first, but warm up quickly, anti-social, loner
Food Related
Candy is a Food Group, Right?, BRAINS!!!
Personality
loner, conservative, flirt, geek, intellectual, introvert, romantic, nerd
Religious Views
Pantheist, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious, Atheist, Agnostic
They are looking for
dating, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang, conversation
Their Sign
i was born in april
Gender
Female
Music
Death Metal, Folk, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Opera, Screamo
My Photos
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