I am Honest, loyal and affectionate Howdy, I suppose if you summed me up I would be a quiet, gentle comedian. I tend to make fun of everything i see. Not in a mean spirited way, just how i get through the day. I see something on t.v. and i just cant help but comment on it sometimes. Most of the time other people find me funny. I am a die hard animal lover. I have 2 cats, but I want doggies and other animals someday too. I'm also a gamer, and I like to read too. I have not read much lately, but I will soon. (I'm also a terrible picture taker as you can tell) If you can look past how ugly my face is I'm not so bad. I can even cook!
I recently got out of the military. I wont lie and say that I got out unharmed (honestly is the way to go). I have some back issues and some depression. Don't worry, I can walk and everything! The good news is I get a steady income as a result, so no worries about paying the bills ; ) I am preparing to go back to school once I'm a bit more settled. Currently I do not work, but that gives me more time to take care of things at home and myself (and hopefully someone else) I am hopeful I can return to work someday.
I am really good at taking care of animals. I'm also a pretty good at swimming. I tend to be good at video games (especially rpg's/strategy) And I'm really good at listening and understanding other peoples problems. I'm also a great problem solver. I tend to be good at making people laugh.
I am looking for that special someone. The person who likes me for me, as absurd as that sounds. I am looking for someone to cherish and love forever.
You should message me if:
You actually give a crap about people.
You value honor, courage and commitment (go Navy!)
You are willing to give this old war vet a chance to make you happy.
You love Animals
You don't smoke!
You're not a racist
You like hugs
You know the way to San Jose.
You've read this far!
Fireguy044, 44
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
240 lbs
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
sci-fi, comedy, romance, horror, action, drama, steamy, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
black
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Other
Do you smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
I currently live
with an insignificant other, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, better in small groups
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Junk Food Junkie, Fast Food, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Soul Food, BRAINS!!!
Personality
nerd, fun loving, total slacker, introvert, flirt, romantic, tree hugger, playa hater, loner, lover, geek, pirate
Individuality
vampire, cougar lover
Religious Views
Agnostic
I'm looking for
the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, soulmate, miss right
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Military Service
veteran
Pets
Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
swimming
Looking for
Do they smoke?
no - will not date a smoker
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My Groups(8)
Dry Sense of Humor
1612 membersA group for those who appreciate the subtle and understated style of comedy found in dry humor.
Sarcastic
2505 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Sick Sense of Humor
1032 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Amateur Comedian
1221 membersA group for those who are starting out in the world of comedy and need advice, support, and guidance.
Political Humor
749 membersA group for those who use comedy to comment on and critique current events and social issues.
Dirty
1909 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Jokester
1437 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
Self-Deprecating Humor
750 membersA group for those who use comedy to poke fun at themselves and their own shortcomings.
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- The Onion
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- Totally Absurd
- Inherently Funny
- Live 365
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